toilet humour.
I really am getting pissed with some of the girls on my floor. Nab and I can tolerate the Anonymous Bulimic, who throws up in our communal toilet almost every day, and wants to save water for Singapore so she flushes only once. the bad thing is, she leaves some pieces of vegetable and other food behind in the bowl. it's nasty, but it's not so frequent anymore so I'm guessing maybe she has enough sense to start eating right again. or buy a bucket and puke in the privacy of her own room.
AND THEN. last week someone left her underwear in our toilet. I like to call it the Temporary Venus Flytrap because I saw alot of flies hovering around. we were thinking of writing a funny note, like "Did you leave anything behind?" or "Please check your crotch before you leave. This could be yours" but I think there are rules about putting up notices, so we didn't. a few days ago the Venus Flytrap was removed. somebody out there realised she had one underwear less in her closet. clever.
BUT TODAY. you know, people should seriously adhere to the toilet code of conduct. like flush after every use, don't clog up the sink, throw away sanitary pads into the bin sort of thing. today I went in to do...whatever it is that I wanted to do. when I saw our toilet bowl stuffed with tissue paper. so attempting to make things right, I tried flushing. and then a whole load of shit, literally, started appearing from beneath the thick layer of tissue paper and swiveled around that jacuzzi of a toilet bowl. shit, I swore, realising the brief irony before walking out feeling extremely disturbed I had just seen somebody else's waste. I think she had too much chili for lunch hahaha.
seriously, is it so hard to try and be normal on Jurong Island? I wish people would understand how embarrassing it is to see such things happening in a university. maybe we have idiot savants living among us, who can calculate fantastically but suck at cleaning after themselves. people, people, have we gone mad?