healthy ties, honest!
my brother has been to Chiangmai and back and I didn't even know. when I came home yesterday I saw a silly looking thing on my table, and apparently he got it for me from Thailand. it is red and has a face and is basically a rubber thing stuffed with flour or whatever and you can make shapes with it I AM SO AMUSED. so I messaged him to say thanks and this is what he said:
"hehe no problem I knew you'd like it. by the way did you get the laptop brochures from school?"
then I remembered I was supposed to do something for him which I've delayed for about 3 months now. the last time he asked I think he also said if I forgot another time he was going to disown me. I said he can't afford to do that because he has no lawyer and he needs the money to get married in 5 months.
so I replied, "oh no I forgot!! you can disown me now"
a few mintues later...
"you are now just the girl living in my father's house. you will grow fat and have your arms and legs sticking out of our windows and you will walk away wearing our HDB flat."
HahhaHAHAhHahHaHAhHahHhAHHAhAhhhahaha. what a dysfunctional relationship.