yay yay besok puasa*
in the words of Hadi, a good friend, partly cos I can't say it any better, "today, all of u better eat all you want, smoke all you want, kocok** till ur penis explode or whatsoever because tomorrow, Ramadhan begins."
yes that's right. for those of you who are still in denial, Ramadhan really does begin tomorrow. I have vowed to try and be a better Muslim woman for the next 30 days, which means:
- no clubbing
- no smoking
- no sex
- no drinking
- no lying
- no swearing
- no eating and drinking after dawn and before dusk
- no wearing skanky clothes that will just make me look like a teenaged whore. which means no short skirts, no cleavage-showing, midriff-baring clothes.
of course Ramadhan means more than just following a list of dos and don'ts, but because I am far from saintly I shall not preach in this dirty little blog of mine. all seriousness aside, I order my girlfriends to arrange a date with me, because I would like to go out someday and break fast with them.
ah yes. Ramadhan also means Hari Raya is only a month away. can you imagine? I'm sorry to be sounding slightly corny, but Rizan and I are pretty excited because it'll be our first raya together. we have decided to be cute and wear matching outfits, but help! we can't seem to decide on a decent colour. I want white but we'll end up looking like we want to get married and that might frighten my boyfriend away (actually I'm more likely to get freaked out about the prospects of marriage, but whatever). he wants black but black is so inauspicious and you know how ridiculously pantang*** I am (the truth is I don't think I can fit into my black kebaya anymore hahaha) so we are in a major dilemma and we'd like someone to help us. quick you have 30 days to decide.
oh and to add on to the festive mood (if there is any, that is) my one-week break starts on Monday so hooray! freedom for 7 days. what a treat.
* yay yay tomorrow fast (direct translation)
**masturbate
*** superstitious