you know I'd say something about Singapore Idol

Tengku Adil: you're nice and I like you and since you came from my school I should at least give you my sympathy vote.

BUT.

you completely ruined it with the eyeliner. babe you should've kept it in your girlie sequined purse, which should be thrown away and never be mentioned to your buddies and fans again, understand?

now pout your lips and blow us a kiss. you owe us that, at the least.

oh and JUST because Seal managed to snag Heidi Klum, it really doesn't mean Kiss From A Rose will do miraculous things for you, too.

I suggest you go back to busking (if you were busking before this) or continue studying til you become an astronaut, cos everybody knows astronauts don't need to sing to get to space. you'll be spared then.

please please remember to wipe off your smudging eyeliner though. astronauts are really smart and can tell if makeup is good or bad for you.

p.s: my sympathy vote (if I were voting that is, ha ha) will go to that dark Malay boy who sang that song for his late mum. it's a sweet gesture, and I am sympathetic towards him. but what's his name again???