post-mortem.

sometimes going to the movies make you not want to marry and adopt children. and of course the only option is to adopt, because who said anything about me giving birth to anyone?

say, if I had a son, there's that slim chance he might turn out like Damien from The Omen. and what a freak of a boy he is. I think I haven't seen a more frightening child since the Exorcist days (ohh those were good days of hell) and the best part is he didn't even need to say much. just a few cold stares here and there, summoning the nanny to hang herself at his birthday party, almost killing his own pregnant mum. what a treat that boy was. I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. sure I had to scream a few times to feel that thrill, but it was worth it.

anyway, there goes my dreams of having a perfect, handsome and harmless son. you'll never know- the reason the adoption agency wants you to have one of their children so much could be because they sure as hell don't want to raise the Devil's precious little boy.

why not adopt a girl, then? oh okay, go ahead and bring home the next Sharon, that weird babe from Silent Hill. helloooo did anyone not realise there's something wrong with her simply by the fact that she came from a freak-ass town? they said the play station game is good, and I believe them. but nobody asked you to turn it into a movie! besides the fact that Sharon has made me re-establish my relentless fear of little girls, Silent Hill also wasted a good 2 hours 17 minutes of my life. that should say it all.

I don't know which is more frightening- the fact that the producers bothered to add in a butchy (yet somehow hot) policewoman to increase the movie's sex factor to a 3 out of 10, or that after sitting in the cinema for so long I, a calm, rational viewer, was transformed into an extremely violent woman who was thisclose to tearing her hair out. (it was due to frustration, not craziness.)

conclusion? never adopt children for fear of the above reasons, but if you really really want to, go ahead and find a home for an orphan from Africa, just like Angelina Jolie. she's doing it pretty well.