entertainment tonight.
why is it that in almost every horror movie, the women are always seen running up some flight of stairs in heels? why can't there be some Movie God up there who's capable of sending down some divine signs that say take off those shoes, TAKE OFF THOSE SHOES! everything always goes downhill from there don't you think. and it's especially important to take note that in movies (and real life too maybe, ha ha) the woman with the big breasts always dies first.
HENG AH.
today I was stuck outside my house for about an hour, because I was vain enough to bother changing into a different bag for work, failing to bring along my keys as a result. I frantically called my loved ones, and it sadens me knowing none of them will ever come to my rescue should a real disaster occur. my sister finally came at 11pm, a good 60 minutes after I discovered how really stupid I am. all is forgotten, because I don't bear grudges.
now I don't know how you spent your Labour Day. the Mat and I were cordially invited to a karaoke session after dinner by the Brady Bunch (read: my family including the in-laws) how mortifying, right? you'd think we're smart enough to come up with an excuse to get out of it, right?
BUT NOOOO.
for one thing I am made of 100% chickenshit. there was no way I could protest to my mother, who thinks family gatherings are important and should be attended by every single family member, plus an associate member if necessary. my boyfriend is the eager beaver so he won't say no, especially since opportunity-to-kiss-potential-in-laws'-ass don't come by very often. and what can we conclude from this?
1. don't yaya papaya and say okay to everything- with great stupidity comes great (and detrimental) consequences.
2. if people ask you to join them for karaoke, don't think 'oh I'll go and just say I won't sing' THEY NEVER LET YOU NOT SING. even sweet Cik Ana was seen accosting me to hold on to a microphone. sigh. the things we do for love.
3. at the end of the day, no matter how embarrassing some things may seem, as long as you bring along with you some heart and a good sense of humour, chances are you'll have alot of fun. Mat and I can vouch for that, cos we didn't really wanna go home after that, haha.
